Do the curtains burst into flames when your dragon sneezes? Is the dragon litter box cluttered with fragments of princess tiaras? Has the cat sabotaged the TV remote so that you can only watch cat food ads? Do feline vixens use the scratching post for late-night pole dancing? Do you find yourself wandering aimlessly about the house, crying out, "Who's in charge of this place, anyway?"
Cats and dragons do not come with owner's manuals. You have to buy these separately--and trust me, cats and dragons have planned it that way from the get-go. If they can keep you from buying this book, the answer to the question you keep crying out is, "Them!"
So buy this manual. Study it carefully. You still have a chance to get some semblance of your life back.
Uber Cat and Dragon Owner's Manual by Marge Simon and Mary Turzillo
- Paperback: 67 pages
- Publisher: Alban Lake Publishing; 2012
- Language: English
- Product Dimensions: 6x9